Planted.

Nice. Much like some of the clever little plays on words you often see on signs outside churches ("Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday"; "Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily"; "Under same management for over 2,000 years"; "Stop, drop and roll doesn't work in hell"; "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or non-smoking?"), this garden nursery had some fun welcoming our later-than-normal warm weather. Well done.

A Brush with Fate.

I'm sure most would bristle at the suggestion of using a random, lost toothbrush found on a street corner. It certainly doesn't tickle my ivories. Similarly, the thought of a "Tasty Reward" from someone seeking said lost toothbrush makes my stomach turn a full revolution - not something I'd want to sink my teeth into. I got a particular chuckle out of the claim beside the picture, which reads: "Actual Toothbrush."

I'm still not sure if there was a point of posting this flyer in the window of a local paper box (whatever happened to the "Missing" ads on milk cartons?), but it gave me a good laugh. And reminded me to go remove these sweaters from my teeth.