Death of Santa?

I can say with earnest that I'm no green thumb and, as such, can say with equal conviction can that I have never associated the word 'stunning' with urns (and no, not because I'm against them, to say, urn-ist), much less an arrangement of them.

Then again, I had to double-take to realize that I wasn't looking at a sign outside of a funeral parlour (with a beaming, jolly St. Nick to boot) before I realized that this sign actually made sense. Still, it wasn't a sentence I'd expected to see roadside in bright, dancing neon letters.