Crap, People.

That's "Crap, (comma) people," not a direction to "Crap people". Punctuation, ever so important. Seriously. I somehow can't believe how, in this day and age, some still need reminders to flush. And this, in an institution of higher learning no less. If my manners were in the crapper like that, I'd be flushed with embarrassment. I don't need to see your treats, folks.

Worst thing is, I've seen way too much evidence of late that -- even with a reminder -- people still need help. A toilet valet maybe? You know, it's tough to muster the strength to depress that little silver lever. That stinks.